*to the tune of “Rock and Roll All Night” by Kiss
You show us all the stash you’ve got
You keep on knitting and your lap gets hot
You buy us yarn, we’ll knit you sweaters
You say you wanna learn how to a spin
The shearing’s just begun, the carding is next
You buy us yarn, we’ll make some blankets
You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
You keep on saying you’ll brew some espresso
You’ve got some fresh beans and I like your grinder
You light the fire, we’ll make the coffee
You show us all the fabric you’ve got
Baby, baby that’s quite a lot
And you buy us more, we’ll make some dresses
You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
I wanna knit and sew all night, drink coffee every day
Yeah. That’s how my brain rolls some days.